" side step "

 [ "side step" ]

1: When a jerk-off cop tries rousting you, and you approach him the wrong way. Usually, the officer thinks you are trying to "advance" on him or his weapon.

  * e.g.,  ... Buddy, I will shoot you in the face if you side step me again. Keep your goddamn hands up! 

 [ "Side step" ]

1: When you and your friends play rugby and while you run after the person with the ball the mother fucking bitch suddenly makes a show-of move and suddenly disappears

  * e.g.,  ... You: (runs after person with the ball) Got ya 

 [ "side-step" ]

1: the sidestep : this is an awesome yet common move. the side-step happens when you cant wait to fuck a broad and you pull that g string to side with your finger and slide your dick in.

  * e.g.,  ... do you remember that broad at the bar with the skirt on? well i totally side-stepped her on top of my car. 

 [ "maori side-step" ]

1: A term used in rugby when a player with the ball, instead of side-stepping OUT of contact, runs straight through the defender usually resulting in hollering teammates and a semi concussed defender. Traditionally seen as a bad move in the sport but sought after by most players.

  * e.g.,  ... Benchwarmer #1: Holy shit, James just layed that guy out! Benchwarmer #2: The Maori side-step... 

 [ "Israeli Side-step" ]

1: To craftily avoid payment of something

  * e.g.,  ... 'Was walking down the road when I saw one of those charities shaking buckets. Managed to avoid them with an Israeli Side-step.' 

 [ "side-step-sister" ]

1: The step sister of your step brother or step sister.

  * e.g.,  ... KAREN: This is my side-step-sister, Sherry.  

 [ "side step brother" ]

1: The step brother of your step brother or step sister. (NO, not YOU or YOUR brother).

  * e.g.,  ... MIKE: Hey Honey, this is John, my side step brother. 

 [ "side stepping" ]

1: when someone dances put left foot to right and back right foot to left and back

  * e.g.,  ... why is the dick head side stepping on the dance floor to rave music KNOB HEAD 

 [ "Fatboy Side-Step" ]

1: When someone is walking and has a wedgie, and rather than picking at it with their hand, does a large step outward in order to inconspicuously un-wedge the wedgie.

  * e.g.,  ... *Oh great, I have a wedgie! Let me utilize the Fatboy side-step so it goes away without anybody knowing!* 

 [ "Cincinnati side step" ]

1: When it's really hot outside. And your sweaty balls are stuck to your legs and you have to step to the side to shake off your sweaty balls with a leg shimmy

  * e.g.,  ... I was pitching for the Cincinnati Reds and I got caught up and had to give the old Cincinnati side step before I struck this mother fucker out.